Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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