remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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