I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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