brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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