just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm really busy with my period
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