Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think i have two assholes
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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