All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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