In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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