PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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