It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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