32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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