Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
