My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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