i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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