STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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