it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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