Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
this will be a night to untag.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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