It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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