I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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