The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Girls should come with a carfax report
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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