so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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