Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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