I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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