i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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