I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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