Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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