I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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