If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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