i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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