I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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