Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize