i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Farmville is her only friend.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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