Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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