8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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