Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Randomize