Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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