I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
The air taste purple.
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