her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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