God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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