Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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