That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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