physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
The Olympian is in my bed
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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