It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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