I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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