"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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