you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Naked Twister starts at high noon
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Let's get the cat blown out
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Randomize
