Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
