just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It was like getting head from an anaconda
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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