He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You were trust falling into bushes
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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