i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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