I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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