Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
