We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
The uberlube is also flammable
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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