He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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