# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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