like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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