We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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